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| A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.
She stopped him and said, "John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what
would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?"
Smiling the boy replied, "I think I would be too polite to mention it." | | |
| Can't believe how this quality deer management has exploded! Rachel asked me a couple months ago if I am sure this is something i want to do. Yesterday 9 miles from home I asked myself the same question. Last year a common comment was, there just aren't any deer and we had guys not knowing which one to shoot at because there were so many. One first year bow hunter said he didn't see any all season which lasts over 3 months. So then they want to hunt on my boss land which he thinks there are too many on his land the way it is. So I'm trying to prove its not where you hunt but how. | | |
| School Days*
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's
time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the
Principal!" | | |
| Jenny Grabers wedding. The first song Gentle Spirit is the last song on these audios | | |
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